Alpacanap 

When you steal an Alpaca it's alpaca-nap.

Police: Oh, hello mads you're under arrest for alpacanap.

Mads: but the alpaca is fluffy :'(

Alpacanap by Themadmorris October 21, 2019

alpacalypse 

A form of apocalypse where the world becomes overrun by herds of alpacas.

When I saw that herd of alpacas charging toward me, I feared an alpacalypse.

alpacalypse by Crawsomi May 2, 2010

Alpacalypse 

Al-pak-uh-lips

An apocalypse theory where a herd of alpacas (A llama-related member of the camel family) come to attack our planet and spit double rainbows.

1- "This has been a really awful day."

" At least it wasn't the alpacalypse!"
2- "I better say my goodbyes, tomorrow is the alpacalypse."

Alpacalypse by Murf The Alpaca Raiser December 12, 2011

alpacaness 

1. The queen of the alpacas
2. Something to describe something better then you

Urban Dictionary's alpacaness is off the charts!

alpacaness by D1xon_C1d3r April 7, 2017

alpacapalooza 

The greatest alpaca event ever to be held in the history of alpaca events. Alpacas from all over the universe descend on a small town in Washington and proceed to show off their beautiful, creamy fur coats. However, the only thing missing from this great event is this...nus.

Dude #1: "Wow, man. This alpacapalooza is the greatest alpaca event I've ever been to. How do they manage to fit all these amazing alpacas into one place? It really is amazing. There's something missing though...and I can't seem put my finger on it..."

Dude #2: "THE NUS!!!!"

alpacapalooza by Sup Neri April 22, 2008

Alpacalaca 

A girl gamer that usually plays Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2. She has the ability to pwn all the noobs, and cause small children to cry after a short lived game of 1v1. Usually harrased by boys over Xbox LIVE, because of the fact she is a girl, she has the ability to kill them with her ROFLcopter that goes soi soi soi.

Besides all the xbox gaming, she is actually a really nice person.
Back to videogames.
Alpacalaca is the destroyer of evil, the pwner of noobs, and the assassin of any other girl on Xbox LIVE. She is a spartan usually clad in an ODST helmet and colors that range from pinks to purples. She is also the leader and founder of the "Hottie" clan.

And also, it is pronounced "AL-PACK-UH-LACK-UH"
You cannot excape Alpacalaca with her Battle Rifle skills and amazing sticky grenade placement skills. You can run, but you can never hide from me, Alpacalaca.
<3

Guy1: "Whoa, who was that person that just pwned our entire team in slaye???"
Guy2: "Dude! That was Alpacalaca! she is only the nastiest girl to ever play Halo 3!"
Guy1: "Wow, i feel honored to have been pwned in her presence!"
Alpacalaca: "Your tears are tasty ;)"
...

Alpacalaca by Alpacalaca July 13, 2010

Alpacomaphobia 

The fear of being killed by alpacas driving a tan colored Toyota Tacoma.

Person 1: so do you have any phobias?
Person 2: yeah! I have a fear of alpacas coming to kill me in a Tacoma, it’s called alpacomaphobia.
Person 1: what.??

Alpacomaphobia by elvinosan March 7, 2021