The best fucking vegetable in whole world, it would make you sing big mouth's all star and get a dank memes overdose!! Stop reading this shit and get a fucking alcachofa!!
Girl 1: I would kill for an alcachofa right now!
Boy 1: lucky you I have one just here.....
An extremely beautiful sassy and sexy girl. If you see her you will never be able to get your eyes off her. She rocks hats and has an amazing sense of fashion. But don’t make alcachofa mad cuz she finna drop you off like trash she is definitely the person you don’t want as an enemy. Besides that alcachofas are very good friends and will be there for u always.
X: who is the best person in the world?
Y: that would be alcachofa of course