alcachofa 

The best fucking vegetable in whole world, it would make you sing big mouth's all star and get a dank memes overdose!! Stop reading this shit and get a fucking alcachofa!!

Girl 1: I would kill for an alcachofa right now!
Boy 1: lucky you I have one just here.....

alcachofa by Ózkar April 27, 2017

Alcachofa 

Some sexy spanish dude in need of love. Just love him, ladies, he'll appreciate it and love you back

Girl 1: Oh wow, Alcachofa is sho hot!
Girl 2: I'm gonna eat him all up!
Girl 1: Not if I do it first!

Alcachofa by Neko_San-Car February 21, 2018

alcachofa 

alcachofas are putas. Do not trust them.

maría: hello
javier: OMG you're such an alcachofa get away fron me

alcachofa by Chimijavi May 25, 2018

Alcachofa 

An extremely beautiful sassy and sexy girl. If you see her you will never be able to get your eyes off her. She rocks hats and has an amazing sense of fashion. But don’t make alcachofa mad cuz she finna drop you off like trash she is definitely the person you don’t want as an enemy. Besides that alcachofas are very good friends and will be there for u always.

X: who is the best person in the world?
Y: that would be alcachofa of course

Alcachofa by Sassygirl147 November 22, 2021