The best fucking vegetable in whole world, it would make you sing big mouth's all star and get a dank memes overdose!! Stop reading this shit and get a fucking alcachofa!!
Girl 1: I would kill for an alcachofa right now!
Boy 1: lucky you I have onejust here.....
An extremely beautiful sassy and sexy girl. If you see her you will never be able to get your eyes off her. She rocks hats and has an amazing sense of fashion. But don’t make alcachofa mad cuz she finna drop you off like trash she is definitely the person you don’t want as an enemy. Besides that alcachofas are very good friends and will be there for u always.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.