Judge: you have two speeding tickets in five Years and you have not completed your obligations.

Mr Rouse: sir, I believe that driving with alacrity is my god givin right.

Judge: I don't care what you think. You have until september to complete drivers ed or your alacritous ass will face jail time.

Alacrity by kdizzle808 February 27, 2011

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alacrity • alacraty • Alacritis • Alacritize

alacrity

brisk & sprightly
joyful & audacious
eager & ready

I was filled with alacrity at the start of my gravel race.

The fugitive escaped alacritously to Costa Rica after her nose job.

alacrity by bfscuttle September 26, 2022

alacrity

A cool word used by Demetri Martin on the Daily Show, but he totally doesn't know what it means. Neither do I. Go look it up.

To Jon Stewart: "You have a basic cable show, that's called the Daily Show, that's on 4 days a week instead of 7...You really nailed it, man. I mean, no offense, but you're not exactly what people would call an alacrity." -Demetri Martin

alacrity by izdvacb May 16, 2008

alacrity

a werd 2 describe how 2 use ur skill in a game. alacrity teaches u how to cast da best stromz, how to own da most wit da humans, and how to peemp da socal ladiez. i tink its a noun but im not really sure :)

o ya well im gna use my alacrity and beat u.

FUK THE NEW PATCH IS OUT NOW I SHALL PWN ALL THOSE WHO STEP TO MY ALACRITY!!!

HnR)Alacrity

alacrity by Conor July 3, 2003

Alacritis

A really awesome wolf rp site, in latin for something with brave. A large family that sticks together and has fun, like a bunch of nerds.

"Hey are you on Alacritis?"

Alacritis by Rivaxorus October 24, 2012

Alacritize

To endow with enthusiasm and energy, to cause to move with alacrity

Wistfully, Thomas wished he possessed the power to alacritize the bored ground of students that slouched in their chairs before him.

Alacritize by Wendy S. February 22, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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