Almonte

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A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.

"Why is that guy such a jackass?"

"He's from Almonte."

"Ohhh..."

Almonte by Lolocakes February 21, 2009

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jeffrey almonte

The realist nigga alive

Nigga you a Jeffrey almonte

jeffrey almonte by Almonteisthebae March 29, 2017

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Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever

Rhea Almonte is my wife.

Rhea Almonte by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

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brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

brandon almonte by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

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Amonte

A-mon-te'

a very talented and handsome black man. A hustler at any means, someone who will go and get it. A ladys man. Amonte loves to have long,exhausting,wild sex. A smooth guy, cool where ever he goes

Amonte thats a cool ass nigga

Amonte by Mr.Bowser November 17, 2014

Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.

Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!

Almoster by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009

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alonte

a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!

omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!

alonte by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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