Almonte

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A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.

"Why is that guy such a jackass?"

"He's from Almonte."

"Ohhh..."

Almonte by Lolocakes February 21, 2009

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jeffrey almonte

The realist nigga alive

Nigga you a Jeffrey almonte

jeffrey almonte by Almonteisthebae March 29, 2017

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Rhea Almonte

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever

Rhea Almonte is my wife.

Rhea Almonte by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

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brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

brandon almonte by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

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Amonte

A-mon-te'

a very talented and handsome black man. A hustler at any means, someone who will go and get it. A ladys man. Amonte loves to have long,exhausting,wild sex. A smooth guy, cool where ever he goes

Amonte thats a cool ass nigga

Amonte by Mr.Bowser November 17, 2014

Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.

Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!

Almoster by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009

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alonte

a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!

omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!

alonte by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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