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A small town to the west of Ottawa, Canada. Located on a small river with a charming old town area, and a big fair in the summer, Almonte is a quaint place to visit. But not such a nice place to live. Generally inhabited with closed-minded hicks and preppy teenagers, this place is full of judgmental people who hate the idea of anything mildly different. Like a stereotyped high school in a town.
"Why is that guy such a jackass?"

"He's from Almonte."

"Ohhh..."
Almonte by Lolocakes February 21, 2009
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Rhea Almonte 

R- Rare
H- Honest
E- Elegant
A- Amazing

A- I
L- Love
M- her
O- so
N- much
T- always

E- Forever
Rhea Almonte by Fluffybaby January 22, 2022

brandon almonte 

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ
"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"
brandon almonte by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016
A-mon-te'

a very talented and handsome black man. A hustler at any means, someone who will go and get it. A ladys man. Amonte loves to have long,exhausting,wild sex. A smooth guy, cool where ever he goes
Amonte by Mr.Bowser November 17, 2014

Almoster 

When something is more almost than another something.
Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!
Almoster by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009
a person who is smart, sexy funny and just all around awesome. the ladies usually refer to as sweet dick willy because he's awesome in bed...he has caused some of his sexual partners to black out from pure pleasure, and some even start to speak Portuguese...AND THEY DONT' EVEN KNOW PORTUGUESE!...but don't let the smooth taste fool ya because if you jump fly with him he'll beat your bitch ass!
omg did i tell you wat happened to me last nite? i got the alonte from my husband...he fucked me like a savage animal and I LOVED IT!
alonte by b-pumping machine December 11, 2009
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