Almoster

When something is more almost than another something.

Oh well it's almost St-Patties Day, but it's almoster Friday!

by Guillaume 3D March 10, 2009

Almoster

Someone who wines and dines girls in the attempt of sleeping with them but frequently comes up short.-only to describe the events as an almost success.

Phil: hey how'd things go with christy last night?
Sean: I almost fucked her.
Phil: ahh you suck, youre such an almoster.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

Almoster

Someone who "almost" did something, didn't, but still wants to sound bad ass for almost doing it.

"Yea, I almost joined the Marines, but I knew I would punch out a Drill Instructor if they yelled at me. I'm crazy man, I'll just snap, too crazy for the Military, they couldn't handle me."

"Ah, jeez, another "Almoster"."

by Disgruntled_Sir July 26, 2023

almosthrow-up

When you throw up a little in your mouth.

After running too hard right after eating. Swallow. "Ugh. I almosthrow-up in my mouth."

by moxyrodney July 5, 2010