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Almoney is one of Chief keef's songs almoney is off of the album The Leek (vol .5) kind of underrated but fire almoney was a snippet in 2014 and dropped 2018 he just switched almighty to almoney
Glitteria: did you hear that song almoney

Cutteria: no is it fire

Glitteria: kind of underrated but yeah it's fire
almoney by I be chiefin keef December 30, 2018
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Almoney Day 

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.
1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?
Almoney Day by anonymous November 8, 2020
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The true definition of a "selfie "

Your really just alone taking pictures of your self.
I took an aloney today and posted on Facebook .
aloney by Runningwithbeer July 28, 2016
Armoney is a MANLY MAN not a FEMALE, if you know someone called Armoney and think that it's a female, then you are horribly incorrect.

Armoney has lots of money.

He is real asf, genuine, hot, tall, kind, smart as fuck and a friggen awesome person to have in your life but he won't take no bullshit from nobody. Keep it real with Armoney coz he's a great person to have in ur life.
Hey who's that hot, smart, tall person next to Yasmoney?
Don't you know! That's Armoney!
Armoney by lilshooterys December 30, 2020
Some dumbass nigga that steals people's stuff. He also a nigga that simps for guys that dress like a girl.
Random person: Shut up! I don't want you to be ajmoney.
ajmoney by nigga lick 69 September 11, 2020
The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.

Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.

almondy by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008
Amazing caring and sweet! She is the nicest person in the world to ever meet. She does her hair always so nice. She gives you gifts and never expects you to give back!
Armoney is sweet and has nice hair and is never expecting you to give back if she gives you a gift.
armoney by T-swifty April 26, 2014
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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