almondy 

The state of being being bitter, yet sweet. Usually applied to angry black homosexual males. The word is taken from the DMV episode of Martin.

Why is Twan acting so almondy? I guess his boyfriend left him.

almondy by Michelle Javier February 26, 2008

almondy 

smelling or looking like homeless crap

eww she has and almondy look today. did you see how greasy her hair was she looks like a slimeball.

almondy by anonymous user879320752 December 19, 2016

almond mom 

Typically white suburban moms who were 90s girls and never accepted they had an eating disorder, so now they have to make it everyone else’s problem

“A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips is my almond moms favorite mantra”

almond mom by Sydkid765 October 18, 2022

Almond Joy 

A black guy who acts white.

You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.

Almond Joy by Squirtle1200 November 10, 2022

almond tofu 

What Xiao from Genshin Impact eats daily in hopes of trying to extend his height from 157 even though he’s 2000 years old.

Why did you make almond tofu, did you realised that you have summoned Xiao accidentally?

almond tofu by nekohwa March 8, 2021

almond cookie 

an old cookie that everyones simps for

p1: almond cookie is so hot he gets me hard
p2: hes a fictional character and hes like 40 years old

almond cookie by anonymous November 8, 2021

Almond Chicken 

Noun: girl that tans so much that she looks like an almond, or just a girl that looks like a slut.

Kaz, "Oh man, she is an almond chicken! Thank you very much!"
Sam, "You're right Kaz, she tans too much!"
Kaz, "Not only that, she looks like a slut"
Mark, "I like her!"

Almond Chicken by sammykaz April 1, 2009