Guy 1: See that girl talking to the huge ass guy over there? I want to ask her out.
Guy 2: Don't even bother, that guy is a Twan. You don't have a chance against him.
Guy 2: Don't even bother, that guy is a Twan. You don't have a chance against him.
by blabberingcat March 28, 2016
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by Crunchington April 22, 2009
An incredibly hairy man. Often confused with the yeti. Has a resemblance with Peter Griffin due to his intellectual capacity.
Has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
Doesn't mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
Can be heard saying phrases such as:
"sniff"
"eh la rag week!"
"Just fuckin down it la, dont even think about it just fuckin doo it la!"
"Comin out for a fag la?"
"Fuckin raaaagin la"
"If ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me."
"A few quite ones tonight la?"
"sniff"
Has an obsession with poppers and enjoys spending all his money for rag week on one night out.
Doesn't mix well with alcohol due to unwanted tatoos and baldness.
Can be heard saying phrases such as:
"sniff"
"eh la rag week!"
"Just fuckin down it la, dont even think about it just fuckin doo it la!"
"Comin out for a fag la?"
"Fuckin raaaagin la"
"If ur not gonna do it for yourself la just do it for me."
"A few quite ones tonight la?"
"sniff"
"Man you should see my back, it's like a twan!"
"Are you goin on the twan tonight?"
"Man I'm gonna go as mad as a twan tonight!"
In relation to the drinking of alcohol: "Twan it" To drink as fast as possible.
"Are you goin on the twan tonight?"
"Man I'm gonna go as mad as a twan tonight!"
In relation to the drinking of alcohol: "Twan it" To drink as fast as possible.
by Da gnome March 02, 2009
When one is born a twin and their counterpart passes away. One cannot have a twan, but they can be a twan.
by jessbod November 11, 2011
by Twan Talbot October 26, 2009
by AwesomePorpoise November 25, 2008