allieance 

A falsehood-based collusion/collaboration with someone else.

Due to so many allieances, "witnesses" are often useless for finding out what really happened, since they can all be untruthful in what they testify about.

allieance by QuacksO October 30, 2018

Jobseeker's Allowance 

Also known as JSA, this is the standard state handout to the unemployed in the UK.
Jobseeker's Allowance is paid by Jobcentre Plus to Jobseekers, who are required to actively seek work.
In order to receive Jobseeker's Allowance you must go to a branch of Jobcentre Plus so that a member of staff (a Dictator) can find out what sort or work you will have to look for - which is usually the most lowest paid, temporary and agency work. This will be called your Jobseekers Agreement.
If the dictator decides you are doing enough to find work, you will get paid a paltry sum that is not enough to live on.
In order to continue receiving Jobseekers Allowance, you must visit the Jobcentre Plus every 2 weeks - known as "Signing On" to show a dictator evidence of what you have done to find the work that is put down on your Jobseeker's Agreement.
This is very demeaning and the Dictator will make you feel very small and guilty that you are still a jobseeker.
If the dictator thinks you have applied for enough menial jobs but havent got one, you will be eligible for another payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
You will then have to go back in another 2 weeks to do this again for your next payment of Jobseeker's Allowance.
If the Dictator decides you are not applying for enough jobs, he or she will stop your claim and you will no longer be eligible for any Jobseeker's Allowance.

I'm going up the pub tonight, got me Jobseeker's Allowance paid today!

Jobseeker's Allowance by unemployed person April 22, 2009

Big Meat Alliance

An alliance of large meat individuals. The group is comprised of Turkey, Colly, Slappy, Retard Dave and Indentured Servent Mike. Turkey lurks in the shadows and is low key the best. Slappy is the newest bma and loves to boast about his skill while turkey gets the job done. Colly and Retard Dave created this alliance many years ago and dislike slappy with a passion. And mike is a dirty hispanic.

I wish i was in the big meat alliance!

Big Meat Alliance by Turkeymiester August 7, 2016

crime allowance

When a corrupt authoritative high ranking or low ranking official of any governmental, state, or private institution or organization grants certain people, for whatever reason, the permission to commit crimes and get away with them.

An example of a crime allowance refers to how some authorities may turn their heads on the crimes committed by a rich person if that particular authority figure knows there may be a monetary incentive from which he/she may benefit from. Another example would be the authorities providing gangs or the enemies of a person they want to assasinate, military weaponry that would otherwise be illegal for the assailants to have in their possession under state and federsl law, however, they are allowed to use these weapons to commit murder but are not prosecuted for their crimes because of the connections they have with corrupt members of a police force or military branch.

crime allowance by Candy Pumpkin June 28, 2017

Cupertino Alliance 

The best micronational organization does more and more active than the Grand Unified Micronational.

It is sort of funny how there's a growing view that the Grand Unified Micronational is unprofessional, and now all Grand Unified Micronational candidates suddenly want to hold talks with the Cupertino Alliance.

Cupertino Alliance by Literally Big Chungus December 23, 2020

Teste Alliance 

An alliance between the nations Nutsackia, Ballsackia, and Scrotania in which the countries agree to aid each other against the threats of Hell's Wasteland and Curthailand.

The Teste Alliance has allowed many citizens to live simple and productive lives.

Teste Alliance by Snuma Numa November 5, 2007

Alliance of Valiant Arms 

A first person shooter (fps) by Ijji, who have released other games such as "Genesis", and "Huxley" (requires subscription).

It's free and fun, containing many modes and guns (though some use a gambling lottery system to receive them. The game has some hackers, but not as much as many of the other fps that can be found (such as Combat Arms).

Tom: Hey Joe whatcha playin' there?
Joe: Oh, its called Alliance of Valiant Arms. Wanna see?
Tom: LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO U NUBCAKE COMBAT ARMS FTWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Joe:Fine, go play FaggotArms

Alliance of Valiant Arms by TheRevealeroftheTruth July 20, 2011