alkire

Anyone with this last name is considered a skrub. Who even are you to look up this name. It's too good for you anyway.

Damn, that is one fine Alkire but shit they a noob.

by TheoneandonlyAlkire February 27, 2017

Alkire

Is the act of getting your ass beat in a jack in the box and the manager of jack in the box has to save your life.

Oh, look at that Alkire, that manager is only 4 feet tall and saved him.

by Richard McStuffins February 13, 2021

julia alkire

usually very creative and original!! a julia is so funny to be around and you really cant stand not to be!!

hulia as in julia alkire

by jjjtrox November 12, 2009