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I know a few alkies.
alkie by SuperSonicX May 4, 2006
Words you can keep
continued consumption of alcoholic beverages despite health problems and negative social consequences.
Leech-"Yo Faith i think you've had one too many beers, alkie"

Faith- "Leech, now you know there's no such things as too many beers, now pass me another"
Alkie by LEECH! October 19, 2009
Related Words
one who abuses alcohol; spends lots of time planning when and where to get the next drink; denies drinking; drinks alone; needs a drink to face a stressful situation or an uplifting moment
I'm not an alkie, I don't need to go to AA!
alkie by Dosha April 10, 2003
I don't want to go to meetings! I'm no fucking alkie!
Alkie by John E. November 12, 2002

alkie poo 

the poo that comes the morning after a drunken night before

always makes you feel un-hungover

can't hold them in, when they arrive, they arrive
alkie poo person:"i'm so hungover"
friend:"heavy night?"
alkiepooperson:"definatly...oh christ, i need to alkiepoo"
friend:"now??"
alkiepooperson:"yeah, theres no keeping this in"
*5 minutes later, after loo break*
alkiepooperson:"omg, i feel so not hungover anymore!"
alkie poo by arhpee September 8, 2009

Alkie anklet 

An ankle bracelet that you wear when you are under house arrest for DUI
I wanted to go to the club with my homie but he notified me that he couldn't leave the house for 30 days due to his alkie anklet
Alkie anklet by whatevaman1 May 1, 2009

Weekend Alkie 

Someone who gets plastered drunk Friday and Saturday nights only. Recovering on Sunday.
Guy: Hey, how was your weekend?

Girl: Dude, I was a weekend alkie. Good times.
Weekend Alkie by indnprncss January 26, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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