A mystical creature who strives for nothingness.
Loaded with Grade-A breast milk (high in protein and fiber, however, does not go down smooth due to the viscosity) can
feed a small African tribe.
Pubic
hair is usually
thick, matted and has a low shed tolerance. A typical Algenys will shed a full coat of pubic
hair three times daily, therefore (much like a breadcrumb trail) makes it easy to track.
During mating season The Algenys will
flash its dimples to attract brown Indian men (that resemble peacocks) who strut their stuff with their hands on their hips.
The Algenys is a harmless, sensitive creature who plagues Southeastern Massachusetts