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Alfreton
Alfreton (Often for short) is a rural Derbyshire town which is located 20-30 minutes away from Derby. In this town you'll find all sorts of people, from the classic football hooligan to the revolutionary 21st century roadman (hard men who patrol the streets) which is probably typical all around the UK, so nothing new to see there. The town has some what of a decent aesthetic for a British midland town, not too trampy for what it is, maybe needs a clean up though seeing that there are various new estates being built and the only way for them to get filled is if that they enjoy the surrounding area as well.
If you ever come to Often there are a few places you might want to pop into, Pizza Delight (yes m8) is a great place to go, 10/10 chips, or if you're fancying a fish & chips then pop into Mario's as they have decent prices. Also you should pop into the Victoria Inn (Vic for short) as there is a great atmosphere and probably the best pub in Often.
When going to Often just beware of the druggies and the hard men like Jamie West (Even though he lives in Riddings) and Joe Harriman who'll smack you up good as they're hench as fuck and will 'one bomb' you like the Paris bombings.
Love ya'll hope you visit xxxx
If you ever come to Often there are a few places you might want to pop into, Pizza Delight (yes m8) is a great place to go, 10/10 chips, or if you're fancying a fish & chips then pop into Mario's as they have decent prices. Also you should pop into the Victoria Inn (Vic for short) as there is a great atmosphere and probably the best pub in Often.
When going to Often just beware of the druggies and the hard men like Jamie West (Even though he lives in Riddings) and Joe Harriman who'll smack you up good as they're hench as fuck and will 'one bomb' you like the Paris bombings.
Love ya'll hope you visit xxxx
"Wanna get a bus from Alfreton to Derby"
"Alfreton lot vs Swanick lot"
"Alfreton is trampy as fuck"
"Thank God that pedo teacher doesn't go to that Alfreton school anymore"
"Often mafia"
"Don't go to inside the wooden kids box at Alfreton park as two individuals have done sexual activities in there"
"Wanna go Alfreton Maccies?"
"JH has some nice Often tits"
"Alfreton lot vs Swanick lot"
"Alfreton is trampy as fuck"
"Thank God that pedo teacher doesn't go to that Alfreton school anymore"
"Often mafia"
"Don't go to inside the wooden kids box at Alfreton park as two individuals have done sexual activities in there"
"Wanna go Alfreton Maccies?"
"JH has some nice Often tits"
Alfreton by Often Nonce October 16, 2019
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Alfiethomas
This a type of person that lives on a council estate and dad makes condoms for a living .shame he didn’t use one. an alfiethomas s dad occasionally gets drunk af and begins to beat them this result in eating cereal and toast for breakfast this is a proper Chavy meal as u can tell
Alfiethomas by badass4523 August 12, 2019
Alfreton
Alfreton (Often for short) is a rural Derbyshire town which is located 20-30 minutes away from Derby. In this town you'll find all sorts of people, from the classic football hooligan to the revolutionary 21st century roadman (hard men who patrol the streets) which is probably typical all around the UK, so nothing new to see there. The town has some what of a decent aesthetic for a British midland town, not too trampy for what it is, maybe needs a clean up though seeing that there are various new estates being built and the only way for them to get filled is if that they enjoy the surrounding area as well.
If you ever come to Often there are a few places you might want to pop into, Pizza Delight (yes m8) is a great place to go, 10/10 chips, or if you're fancying a fish & chips then pop into Mario's as they have decent prices. Also you should pop into the Victoria Inn (Vic for short) as there is a great atmosphere and probably the best pub in Often.
When going to Often just beware of the druggies and the hard men like Jamie West (Even though he lives in Riddings) and Joe Harriman who'll smack you up good as they're hench as fuck and will 'one bomb' you like the Paris bombings.
Love ya'll hope you visit xxxx
If you ever come to Often there are a few places you might want to pop into, Pizza Delight (yes m8) is a great place to go, 10/10 chips, or if you're fancying a fish & chips then pop into Mario's as they have decent prices. Also you should pop into the Victoria Inn (Vic for short) as there is a great atmosphere and probably the best pub in Often.
When going to Often just beware of the druggies and the hard men like Jamie West (Even though he lives in Riddings) and Joe Harriman who'll smack you up good as they're hench as fuck and will 'one bomb' you like the Paris bombings.
Love ya'll hope you visit xxxx
"Wanna get a bus from Alfreton to Derby"
"Alfreton lot vs Swanick lot"
"Alfreton is trampy as fuck"
"Thank God that pedo teacher doesn't go to that Alfreton school anymore"
"Often mafia"
"Don't go to inside the wooden kids box at Alfreton park as two individuals have done sexual activities in there"
"Wanna go Alfreton Maccies?"
"JH has some nice Often tits"
"Alfreton lot vs Swanick lot"
"Alfreton is trampy as fuck"
"Thank God that pedo teacher doesn't go to that Alfreton school anymore"
"Often mafia"
"Don't go to inside the wooden kids box at Alfreton park as two individuals have done sexual activities in there"
"Wanna go Alfreton Maccies?"
"JH has some nice Often tits"
Alfreton by Often Nonce October 16, 2019
Afrethren
He would be classified as an "afrethren". He knows that he came from heaven and is an angel in human form. As evidenced by psalm 82. Angels dying as mortals.
Afrethren by Superconductingbrushless October 7, 2022
Fettuccini Alfretoe
“Bro, last night my girl and I tried fettuccini alfretoe for the first time.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
“No way! I’ve been trying to convince my wife to do that for weeks.”
Fettuccini Alfretoe by in_a_camper213 August 19, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.