alcohottie Share definition Flag N. A woman is unattractive when you first arrive at the bar, but whose appearance improves after every drink you have. After a few shots, that gnargoyle turned into a real alcohottie. alcohottie by DragonofShadows November 22, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the alcohottie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch