Alcoholtism 

A fall down Alcoholic Booze Bag, who drinks themselves Autistic

Frank the Tank, has Alcoholtism. He has a bright Red Face and drinks himself Retarted, until he’s drooling all over himself.

Alcoholtism by BabylonVillage May 2, 2022

Reply Allcoholism 

Reply Allcoholism is a mental disorder that makes it difficult to refrain oneself from hitting Reply-all in an email thread causing pain and suffering to others receiving the emails.

Reply Allcoholics tend to share useless commentary that does not pertain to everyone on an email list which causes them to be hated by most of their friends and family.

There are no cures for Reply Allcoholism, but there are preventative measures one could take.

Jack: Sam is so annoying! Why can't he stop hitting reply all on our group emails and only email to the person that he's responding to?!

Jill: Don't be insensitive, he suffers from Reply Allcoholism.

Reply Allcoholism by jimmygonemia March 2, 2011

Alcoholistic 

The antithesis of Teetotalism; the embrace of alcohol as a life-enriching and enjoyable substance and presence in everyday life. Plays on the words alcoholic and holistic.

Can be used as an adjective (to be Alcoholistic) or a noun (to be an Alcoholistic).

"You're an alcoholic?"
"No, I just enjoy drinking. I'm an Alcoholistic."

"I don't drink or put toxins in my body. I also listen to shitty music."
"Oh yeah? I'm Alcoholistic. It makes it way easier to deal with you."

Alcoholistic by apeirophobia February 1, 2010

Alcoholis Interuptis 

A serious physical and psychological condition arising from a short period of drinking, typically at lunch, followed by a period of not drinking. Symptoms include headache, sleepiness and irritability.
The only known cure is more alcohol.

Billy: I had a couple beers at lunch, and now I have a headache and no buzz.

John: Yeah, I noticed from your bitchy comments and yawns during the staff meeting you were suffering from Alcoholis Interuptis.

Alcoholis Interuptis by Three martini queeny April 28, 2010

alcoholism 

drinking like you're in college when you're no longer actually in college.

It was normal for Joe to drink this much in college, but now he just has alcoholism

alcoholism by katiemac604 February 7, 2010

Alcoholism 

What came out when Poverty had sex with Despair.

Alcoholism is growing up so fast!

Alcoholism by Pelican7 October 29, 2014

alcoholism 

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

alcoholism by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015