Doc - You have cancer
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.
Patient - What else?
Doc - You also have Alzheimers
Patient - Well at least I don't have cancer.
by Trusted Guy September 28, 2023
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B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
B: Have you progressed through psychedelics into laxatives
C: LOL The key is to be on laxatives and psychedelics similtaneously. That way you can babble incoherently while you shit uncontrollably
B: a free trial of being a senior
A: Hold up I think I got an idea... Let's call them Alzheimers
by R@D October 27, 2020
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Get the Alzheimers mug.An Alzheimers Moment is when you forget what you are about to say in the middle of a conversation with someone.
An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.
An Alzheimers Moment most commonly happens when you are waiting for someone to finish talking, so you can say what you want to say. But by the time they have finished talking, you forget what you were going to say.
Once my dad finished talking about the football game, I tried to remember what I was about to say. But I had an Alzheimers Moment and struggled to remember what I was going to say. "I forgot what I was going to say." I said to my dad.
by RavenGamer42 June 21, 2017
Get the Alzheimers Moment mug.Alzheimer's: the affliction that is caused by microscopic robots when they enter the elderly mind and download their memories and hide the information in hidden folders. This holds true because old people are electronically handicapped therefore cannot work the tiny robot computers. thereby severing the old person from their memories
by Sylviodrood December 2, 2009
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What's that guy doing just walking around the parking lot like that? He looks like he's got parking lot alzheimers.
by Bull237 September 20, 2010
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by evil adam December 26, 2010
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