Alcholzheimers 

When you consume a large quantity of Alchohol and forget events during the time frame you were intoxicated, either intentionally or unintentionally. Usually this is followed by an apology to those offended.

"Dood, my ol lady told me you were hitting on her last night"
"Man, I sure don't remember anything like that, either that beotch is lyin like a rug or I might have some Alcholzheimers goin on.

Alcholzheimers by Mill-na July 23, 2009

alcozheimers 

When someone is so drunk that they repeat themselves constantly, similarly to someone who suffers from dementia. They are blissfully forgetful, enjoying the repeated topic with the thrill of a fresh conversation every time. A symptom of being too drunk to hold a halfway effective conversation.

Joe: "I almost got arrested tonight man, the cop saw me stumbling around but he was totally cool and let me go"

Tom: "That's lucky man, you do seem pretty intoxicated for being in public"

Joe: "Yea man, I was super close to going to jail tonight, the cop was really cool though, he saw me stumbling and let me go"

Tom: "yea dude, that's lucky, that's what you were saying earlier"

Joe: "I was so drunk earlier I almost went to jail, the cop was real cool tho"

Tom: "that's cool man"

Bob: "Joe is wasted man!"

Tom: "I know, he kept telling me the same story of his night over and over and forgetting. He has a solid case of alcozheimers tonight"

alcozheimers by terrible ted from royal oak February 23, 2012

Alcoholzheimer's Disease 

The loss of memory caused by over consumption of liquor.

I had four vodka drinks last night and then got Alcoholzheimer's Disease. I don't remember driving home, or stopping at Del Taco before getting home, or eating them when I got home - hey, was that guy I was talking to last night any cute?

Alcoholzheimer's Disease by AT Kamikaze August 11, 2007

Alchoheimers 

Alcohol related disease that causes loss of memory.

"I can't believe I forgot to go to work today."
"We closed the bar last night. It must be alchoheimers."

Alchoheimers by Shay-na July 29, 2009

Alcozheimers 

A state induced by alcohol where one forgets random events, parts of evenings or entire years at a time.

Yes, you really did do that last night. You must remember - or is it your Alcozheimers kicking in again?

Alcozheimers by SlightlySquiffyMike August 30, 2009

alchyzheimers 

Someone who has alzheimers and an alcoholic.

I'm an old fuck and drink a bunch. I think I have alzheimers and a liver disorder. Crap! No I have alchyzheimers.

alchyzheimers by fish on!!! July 25, 2009

Alcoholzheimer's Disease 

Periodic dementia brought on by excessive alcohol consumption in social environments.

You talk to somebody at a party at length about life, the universe, and everything. Weeks later you see the same person again in "normal" life, you can't remember a thing you said or talked about, or even if you've ever met at all. The only lingering sensation is one of embarrassment from the possibility that you mispronounced the word "lambatse" multiple times. This is a symptom of Alcoholzheimer's Disease. See a doctor.

Alcoholzheimer's Disease by Chuck Lindo October 22, 2010