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alcahole by Poo bum dee dum May 15, 2016

Alcohole 

A person who becomes an asshole upon drinking any alcoholic substance.

Pronounced Ahl cuh hole

Jenny: I'm going to a party with John
Susan: Sounds fun! Will there be beer?
Jenny: Duh!
Susan: Well don't let John have any, he's a real alcohole.

Alcohole by Lionchick January 17, 2009

Alcohole 

A person who behaves like an asshole when he drinks alcohol.

He can be a real alcohole when he goes to a party.

Alcohole by Fair Unknown July 15, 2020

Alcoholesbianism 

Drinking so much that the sex of someone does not matter as long as they have lips.

"How was the party?"
"oh kicking, but there was some alcoholesbianism going on, girls making out all over the place"
"sweet as"

Alcoholesbianism by Thomthegreat December 17, 2008

Alcahol

(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.

“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”

“My body, my choice.”

*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*

“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”

Alcahol by BigGreasyCumstain July 2, 2021

acahole

noun
: someone who engages in academic trolling
: a special breed of internet troll
: an academic who argues in bad faith or goes off-topic to flaunt their status

"A guy raised his hand to ask a question at my talk, but instead, he gave an endless, pedantic lecture on something that had nothing to do with anything; what an acahole!"

acahole by JessiferJS February 20, 2020

Alcohole 

n.
Someone who is a real jerk when they get drunk.

Jeff: Hey John, you wanna come out to the bar tonight with me and Eddie?
John: No thanks Jeff. To tell you the truth, I think Eddie's a total alcohole. I just don't have the energy to put up with him right now.

Alcohole by Ezmerellda July 3, 2009