albanize 

The propagation of dysfunctional filth from the capital of New York State.

see also: partisan politics, gridlock, Reaganomics, funktified

Our village board used to be useful, organized, efficient and transparent, but now they've become albanized.

albanize by rogerwolcottforgovernor October 23, 2010

albanie 

Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.

I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!

albanie by loler_1982 December 13, 2017

alanize 

To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.

I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.

alanize by Apollo Suckport October 26, 2007

alanize 

To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.

I just got alanized in an email to everyone by a coworker.

alanize by Anon Le Mouse September 25, 2007

Albanie 

Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.

Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....

Albanie by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017

Albanie 

A beautiful girl . She is always caring and putting people first. She has so many friends but a lot of them are backstabbers.

Albanie: Albanie is so nice and caring.

Albanie by Bripickles June 18, 2022

albanice 

its a lesbian who gives girls big orgasmos

lesbian 1: omg how was your night yesterday?
lesbian 2: i have a big albanice with my girlfriend last night!

albanice by osmauri September 17, 2023