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Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.
I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!
albanie by loler_1982 December 13, 2017
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albanize 

The propagation of dysfunctional filth from the capital of New York State.

see also: partisan politics, gridlock, Reaganomics, funktified
Our village board used to be useful, organized, efficient and transparent, but now they've become albanized.
Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.
Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....
Albanie by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017
A beautiful girl . She is always caring and putting people first. She has so many friends but a lot of them are backstabbers.
Albanie: Albanie is so nice and caring.
Albanie by Bripickles June 18, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026