Albanie is....god there are no words to describe how amazing she is. She is very cute, very stubborn, short tempered and a little psycho. Albanie is also sweet, kind, soft hearted, crazy and outgoing. Albanie tends to be hyper and annoying at times, cute, sweet, kind and helpful at times, but then there is Albanie's bad side...she is psycho, crazy, and a total bitch. Trust me you don't want to get on Albanie's bad side. Albanie is a fun person to date. She has many different personalities but in a good way. Everyone wants to date an Albanie. She will brighten your day. Albanie also is very sexy, although she usually dresses lazily, when she tries it's amazing, there are no words to describe it. If you get a good Albanie, in a relationship, she will give you her everything. Once she gets attached to you, she is attached to you, well probably for life. She will have a hard time getting over you. Albanie's only "click" with certain people, so if Anna is dying to date you, there is a reason. And she most likely will get attached. When an Albanie is in a relationship, she is dating you to marry you, and trust me when I say that she will only be about you. ( that is if you get a good Albanie) Albanie is the love of my life, she is my wife, and if I lost her I would literally shoot myself. She was my high school sweetheart and Albanie's tend to get crazy sometimes but you need to trust her.

I wish Albanie was mine! I would do anything to have her!

albanie by loler_1982 December 13, 2017

Related Words

albanice • albanie • albanize

albanize

The propagation of dysfunctional filth from the capital of New York State.

see also: partisan politics, gridlock, Reaganomics, funktified

Our village board used to be useful, organized, efficient and transparent, but now they've become albanized.

albanize by rogerwolcottforgovernor October 23, 2010

Albanie

Someone with multiple personalities. Fake AF. Her comedic persona is the only she's got going for her, the type that would smile at funerals. Definitely the not-so-hot girl who you wouldn't take to the school dance. Albanie is in desperate need of a TOTAL makeover.

Hot girl: "Is that Albanie?"
Hotter girl: "Yeah, it is!"
Hot girl: " That girl seriously needs to do something about those eyebrows, ewww"
Hotter girl: "IKR, maybe I should go and shade them in for her"
Hot girl and hotter girl giggle as they search their Prada handbags for an eyebrow pencil....

Albanie by Jefreeee Starrrrr December 13, 2017

Albanie

A beautiful girl . She is always caring and putting people first. She has so many friends but a lot of them are backstabbers.

Albanie: Albanie is so nice and caring.

Albanie by Bripickles June 18, 2022

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026