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To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.
I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.
alanize by Apollo Suckport October 26, 2007
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To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.
I just got alanized in an email to everyone by a coworker.
alanize by Anon Le Mouse September 25, 2007
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A beautiful young girl that Cares for her best friend and will do anything for them
Alanie helped me when I was feeling sad
alanie by Dezirae Vazquez April 4, 2018
A beautiful girl that knows what she wants in life.
Is known as a friend who you can trust and count on
Alanise is a very amazing person.
alanise by Arnold Heinz November 25, 2018

Angela AlanizMarceca 

some chick who only dates Hispanic dudes with big peni
person 1: i like this chick called Angela AlanizMarceca
Person 2: dang dude thats too bad youre not spanish
Alaniz is a beautiful girl, very funny, if your alaniz friend u should be proud to be alaniz friend.nice person, sweet,and preety,can be mean sometimes and is a badass, dont mess with here shell beat u the fuck up.... Also the nices person on earth can be dumb sometimes. But is very funny, nice , mean sometimes... u should love alaniz....... people alaniz is awsome cool girl and a cool person to hang with...... so a girl name alaniz or for shot laniz is an cool girl u should hang with her....
Alaniz is a preety good friend and sticks up for her best friends
Alaniz by Qveen.alaniz April 12, 2017
A word undefined by urban dictionary, but is a Mexican last name. This last name is usually found the 956 area. The people who have this last name are big dick manwhore Mexican bad asses.
Guy 1: Alaniz's are such badasses man.
Guy 2: I wish my last name was Alaniz
Alaniz by Tituba69 January 15, 2014
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