alanize

To be forwarded a menial task by a lazy person who's more than capable of doing it themselves. Tends to happen when you’re not available or your attention distracted elsewhere and usually results in you getting bollicked by your boss or the person the task was to be completed for.

I went for a shite and when I got back to my desk the ginger fucker had alanized me and there was a furious customer on the phone.

by Apollo Suckport October 26, 2007

alanize

To publicly assign work to someone with no real authority to do so, particularly when it was obviously a task that person would've done anyway.

I just got alanized in an email to everyone by a coworker.

by Anon Le Mouse September 25, 2007

The Alan

The act of masturbating and trying to ejaculate into your own face.

Steve was masturbating to a video and right when he was about to cum he did "The Alan" and aimed his cock into his own face and shot his load.

by Alan S. October 02, 2007

Alan

Me nigga

I am Alan

by Scoozy April 30, 2021

alan

the most sexiest soccer player , he will be your favorite ex , and he will have the biggest dick

brooo i miss alan eating me out

by alaiababyy June 27, 2022

Alan

Alan

Alan

by anonymous March 27, 2022

alan

a fat fuck who sits and catfishes and grooms kids off of roblox on his nokia brick

bro this guy just told me he was gonna put me on a leash on da hood.

must be alan lol

by weheartcatfishes December 12, 2021