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Aissiotic 

The most mentally deranged lunatic who can't resolve words. She thinks that she is the center of the universe. She's been in Canada for THIRTY FIVE YEARS and she doesn't know how to tell the difference between a bell and the sound of ringing. Her teaching skills are as crappy as an egotistical Jake Pauler's grammar skills. Makes fun of her own people! She bans almost anything you can do basically: eg. walking, laughing, smiling, talking, eating, raising up your hand, answering the wrong question. Some feminist are good but this asshole is the most retarded moron in the country. Used as an adjective to describe moronic losers.
His aissiotic teacher loves screaming at children for a living.
Aissiotic by TEMPOSUCKS March 30, 2018
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The misuse of a Bove
AB-Ouch, that's abusion, you lowly commoner

DS-Sorry Melord
Abusion by Commoner DS July 3, 2005
Similar to illusion an ALusion is telling a lie so many times that you actually convince yourself that what you're saying it true.
Me and the boys were going to drive my Chevy to Jimmy's Levy for Memorial Day weekend but were under the ALusion that his Dad was going to be staying there instead.
ALusion by PTL May 30, 2006
A less vulgar way to say anus. Karen's may use this to regect the scientific name and say anusio to their kids instad of anus.
"Did you see that guys anusio, it looked like butt" or "the man's anusio was bleached to perfection"
anusio by Edwina rose April 11, 2022
noun | uh-BYOO-shun

The act of being subjected to an abusive, neglectful, disrespectful, or otherwise unacceptable situation, especially when you are being personally victimized by the audacity of another human being.

Often yelled dramatically when the situation has become ridiculous.
“My boyfriend never has time for me. This is such abusion.”

“He ate the last slice of pizza after I specifically said I wanted it. ABUSION! ABUSION! ABUSION!”

“She keeps stealing my side of the bed. I am experiencing severe abusion.”

“Bro, you can’t just leave me on read for 14 hours. That’s abusion.”
Abusion by Fe Halez August 13, 2026
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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