The most mentally deranged lunatic who can't resolve words. She thinks that she is the center of the universe. She's been in Canada for THIRTY FIVE YEARS and she doesn't know how to tell the difference between a bell and the sound of ringing. Her teaching skills are as crappy as an egotistical Jake Pauler's grammar skills. Makes fun of her own people! She bans almost anything you can do basically: eg. walking, laughing, smiling, talking, eating, raising up your hand, answering the wrong question. Some feminist are good but this asshole is the most retarded moron in the country. Used as an adjective to describe moronic losers.
Similar to illusion an ALusion is telling a lie so many times that you actually convince yourself that what you're saying it true.
Me and the boys were going to drive my Chevy to Jimmy's Levy for Memorial Day weekend but were under the ALusion that his Dad was going to be staying there instead.
The act of being subjected to an abusive, neglectful, disrespectful, or otherwise unacceptable situation, especially when you are being personally victimized by the audacity of another human being.
Often yelled dramatically when the situation has become ridiculous.
“My boyfriend never has time for me. This is such abusion.”
“He ate the last slice of pizza after I specifically said I wanted it. ABUSION! ABUSION! ABUSION!”
“She keeps stealing my side of the bed. I am experiencing severe abusion.”
“Bro, you can’t just leave me on read for 14 hours. That’s abusion.”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).