Aissiotic 

The most mentally deranged lunatic who can't resolve words. She thinks that she is the center of the universe. She's been in Canada for THIRTY FIVE YEARS and she doesn't know how to tell the difference between a bell and the sound of ringing. Her teaching skills are as crappy as an egotistical Jake Pauler's grammar skills. Makes fun of her own people! She bans almost anything you can do basically: eg. walking, laughing, smiling, talking, eating, raising up your hand, answering the wrong question. Some feminist are good but this asshole is the most retarded moron in the country. Used as an adjective to describe moronic losers.

His aissiotic teacher loves screaming at children for a living.

Aissiotic by TEMPOSUCKS March 30, 2018

Assistication 

When you're at a restaurant and you order a main course meal only to find that the size of the dish is too big for you to finish, you ask a friend to assisticate you.

A conjunction of the word "assist" and "mastication".

They finish off the meal you paid thirty bucks for so you don't waste your money.

Rebecca: "This burger is the size of my head. Paige, will you assisticate me?"
Paige: "This is too much assistication to ask for."

Assistication by pastrychefsniper January 27, 2010