aircraft sexual 

A term for someone who feels affection for Aircraft. Often an attraction to the beauty and design of a plane or helicopter, but can also refer to love for the history, freedom, security, or agility of the aircraft. Also typified by those who feel joy in being able to see and admire the beauty of these beastly creations either for free from the internet or at a variable price to see them up close and personal.

Aircraft sexuals, like many alternative lifestyle groups, have been ruthlessly attacked by hate-filled bigots.

Fearing violence and protests, most aircraft sexuals are forced to hide their biological affection from vocal and violent prejudice. Aircraft sexuals are frequently hidden from the world as they are discriminated by many and all, this is an unfair standard that we live in.

Hey, want to see these awesome pictures i found of an F-16 Fighting Falcon? Its a beauty

Are you an aircraft sexual, too? Do you want to go to an air show some time?

aircraft sexual by ColonyANimal April 11, 2016

aircraft 

Any device that flies. An airplane is an example of an aircraft, as are helicopters, dirigibles, gliders and balloons.

Every aircraft needs an aviator or pilot to fly it.

"That Cessna is one fine looking hunk of aircraft!"

aircraft by Athene Airheart March 20, 2004

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier 

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

aircraft blonde 

Most commercial aircraft have a "black box" flight recorder. An aircraft blonde therefore refers to any blonde woman who has a black box - ie dark pubic hair.

Apparently Niki's new bird is an aircraft blonde...

aircraft blonde by Matt Darwin October 8, 2007

Aircraftkiller

1. One with a bad case of acne and a nose that looks like it came off of a pig.

2. A person who thinks his maps and creations are the best, even though they sometimes aren't.

3. A person who's 100% anti-Reborn.

4. A bias person.

5. Someone who insults you when they're losing in an argument because they don't know what else to say, which in turn leads to them looking like an idiot.

"I have bad acne, I look like a pig, I think my maps are the best, I'm 100% anti-Reborn because I didn't make it, I'm bias, and I insult people when I feel stupid (which is quite often). LoL! I r Lik ze boot seks!!!oneoneone!!111!nine!
I r0x0rs!!!!!!!!!

Reborn sucks"

Aircraftkiller by Keke ^_^ Me love you long time <3 April 28, 2005

Aircraft Warning Lights 

Bright lights placed on tall structures, typically on skyscrapers and radio mast to alert aircrafts of their presence. They are usually white or red, and can be light in a cycle, or lit at all times.

Person1: Check out those Aircraft Warning Lights in the distance!
Person2: They look scary....

Aircraft Warning Lights by commanderalpaca April 10, 2021

Aircraft dope 

Aircraft dope is a substance painted onto fabric-covered aircraft to tauten the skin. Airplane glue was to be applied only in well-ventilated areas. Breathing the fumes made people dopey acting stupid, foolish, and clumsy.

The term dope is generally used today to refer to anything that gets people high either pharmaceuticals or the evening news.

Dopers may appear stupefied, confused, muddled, befuddled, disorientated, groggy, or muzzy.

Yup, it’s the very same aircraft dope Uncle Sam used on the cloth surfaces of his biplanes in the Great War.

Aircraft dope shrinks cotton and linen fabric and provides a watertight seal.

Aircraft dope by SurScent July 24, 2009