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yo calm down there aherb
aherb by e-herb December 1, 2009
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The awkward moment after a joke when nobody laughs

Say it like Aheeee
A 'That smells'
B 'like your mum'
(awkward pause)

A 'AHERMMMM'
Aherm by JustBanter February 28, 2012

Azerbaijan 

A fictional country. Outside of their oil industry they have nothing and are nobody.
History of Azerbaijan:

Mongol nomads until 18th century
Stealing Iranian history in 19th century
First Azerbaijani state based on stolen land in 20th century
Azerbaijan by Dark777 May 14, 2023
(Formal Arabic) for female whore/slut/tramp.
Plural: Ahera'at
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Singular Male: Aher
Plural Male: Ahereen, Aheroon
Let's get out of here, this hotel is full of aheras (ahera'at)!

Rasche is such an ahera, I can honestly say she has been fucked by the entire football team.

Can you believe she slept with him for money last night? She is becoming a real ahera!
ahera by Sandrine July 25, 2008
To get hit in the face with a shovel.
Did you hear about that landscaper who aherned the hell out of this kid?
Aherned by www.lemonparty.org August 25, 2005

typed averballywrong 

When you misspeak to the point of speaking absolute gibberish.
Jesse was so nervous during his speech, yesterday, he typed averballywrong!

asherbate 

1)To mastrubate on school grounds. Named after a boy who mastrubated regularly during history class and most likely every other class he had.
Don't asherbate or else the asian kids take videos and post them on youtube.
asherbate by SneeMan July 10, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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