asherbate 

1)To mastrubate on school grounds. Named after a boy who mastrubated regularly during history class and most likely every other class he had.

Don't asherbate or else the asian kids take videos and post them on youtube.

asherbate by SneeMan July 10, 2007

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

Angerbate 

to masturbate while really mad
to jerk off when pissed off

i angerbate when i get spammed in mortal kombat

"Dude where'd you go last night"

"i left to go angerbate, that one kid was pissing me off"

Angerbate by fuzzywuzzy686 September 5, 2011

ashturbate 

The act of masturbating with a handful of a cremated person's ashes.

She was so hot before she died. If only I could get my hands on her cremated remains, I would definitely ashturbate.

ashturbate by wordman55 September 8, 2012

Angerbate 

The act of masturbating with no respect for your genitalia.

perhaps by...

Male: Jerking off until your dick bleeds then slamming your balls in a door.

Female: A 40 grit sandpaper dildo.

"I havn't got laid in so long I don't think I'll ever get laid again... I'm gonna go home and Angerbate!"

Angerbate by dexredhead April 3, 2009

assterbater 

A one legged man whore who masturbates other men in their asshole's! And/or any man who uses another mans ass to masturbate.

Me: Hey John stop being an assterbater you gay fuck!:)

Kevin: No fuck that, I like it when he uses me to assterbate.

Me: YALL BETTER CALM DOWN WITH THAT SHIT!

assterbater by Jer and Ca$H February 28, 2008

Absterbate 

to exercise one's abdominal muscles excessively

Joe: "How was your work out?"

Bob: "Oh, man, I absterbated until I core-gasmed"

Absterbate by Adam Snider February 11, 2009