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Ahern - v.

1. To pump something full of roast beef.

2. To lay a trap, often containing a banana peel.
ex 1. : "Can't talk now, Mom. Me and Jenny are off to ahern our own sausage skins."

ex 2. : "Jesus Christ, Jenny! Why didn't you tell me the neighbors aherned thier driveway."
by Patrick Ahern March 16, 2004
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a white boy trying (often times too hard) to be black

to pretend to be black when you are really a white boy
white boy - "yo yo wassup ma nigga!"
black dude - "stop being such an ahern before i cap yo ass"
by gohomekittyfat November 09, 2008
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To purposely eat something that causes excessive gas and then proceed to expose the noxious fumes upon the public at large.
I was was vastly under-prepared for the test therefore my only course of action was to ahern the lecture hall and hope that the professor evacuated us.
by Snifro July 05, 2016
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