Aherned

To get hit in the face with a shovel.

Did you hear about that landscaper who aherned the hell out of this kid?

by www.lemonparty.org August 25, 2005

ahern

Ahern - v.

1. To pump something full of roast beef.

2. To lay a trap, often containing a banana peel.

ex 1. : "Can't talk now, Mom. Me and Jenny are off to ahern our own sausage skins."

ex 2. : "Jesus Christ, Jenny! Why didn't you tell me the neighbors aherned thier driveway."

by Patrick Ahern March 16, 2004

ahern

noun
a white boy trying (often times too hard) to be black

verb
to pretend to be black when you are really a white boy

white boy - "yo yo wassup ma nigga!"
black dude - "stop being such an ahern before i cap yo ass"

by gohomekittyfat March 27, 2009

ahern

To purposely eat something that causes excessive gas and then proceed to expose the noxious fumes upon the public at large.

I was was vastly under-prepared for the test therefore my only course of action was to ahern the lecture hall and hope that the professor evacuated us.

by Snifro July 5, 2016

shane ahern

Shane Ahern is an awesome guy who is handsome and intelligent

Shane Ahern is an awesome guy

by Awepsom May 15, 2018

Patrick Aherne

Perfect in every single way. Kind, handsome, caring, funny and gives the best cuddles. Absolute keeper. The best guy you will ever meet complete boyfriend material. BFGB -big friendly giant boyfriend

Dannnnnnmmmm did you see that guy Patrick Aherne

by :))xxxx October 13, 2019

Patrick Aherne

Most perfect guy you’ll ever meet. Handsome, kind, caring, funny and the most perfect boyfriend ever. He’s an absolute keeper, a bfgb - big friendly giant boyfriend

Dannnnnmmm did you see Patrick aherne over there

by I-love-you/dude October 13, 2019