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Agricultural Science

An excessively boring subject where the goal is to torture and confuse poor unsuspecting students. Rakes, shovels and unamed weapons are usually used.
(During a potentially deadly 45minute lesson of Agricultural Science)

Mr Hatt: "Hey Bob can you grab that shovel over there for me?"
Bob: "Why sure!"
(skips across ground and falls through pothole into a pile of dung)
Mr Hatt: "Forgot to mention that, Least its a nice colour, that theres the sign of healthy crap".
(this is, in essence, an example of how useful the information you are taught in Ag science is)
by norm12345678910 October 19, 2006
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Agricultural Bukkake

The act of nature covering someone or something in pollen (often resulting in nasal congestion or car dirtification).
All this god damn agricultural bukkake is making my nose clogged up!
by JHams May 22, 2011
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Agricultural Revolutions

(Ancient) The change from food gathering to food production that occured between ca. 8000 and 2000 B.C.E. Also known as the Neolithic Revolution.
The term Agricultural Revolutions is more precise because it emphasizes the central role of food production and signals that the changeover occured several times.
by HistoryNerd94 November 12, 2010
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Agricultural Gaming

"Agribusiness" or "Agricultural" gaming is what you see thirdies or any other submental poorfag playing- God of War, League of Legends, Clash of Clans, World of Warcraft.. (are you noticing a trend here?)
Faggot A: My dude, have you checked out Paladins?
Faggot B: Agricultural Gaming is for poor people, and I hate poor people.
by ParadiseHotel51 July 26, 2022
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agricultural manifestation

This word was made up by the leader of the SwS in Antioch,Ca in 2004.

basicly it means both those words put together.

meaning of and relationg to the act of manifesting.
Agricultual manifestation this Biotch!
by Cereal SwS April 16, 2005
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Agricultural Engineer

Individuals, within society, who participate in the practice of planting, germination, and raising of flora.
A FARMER is an Agricultural Engineer
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Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
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