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Agnorant 

The compound stupidity of a person so arrogant they can't see their own ignorance
You're agnorant when you tweet actual authors of books mansplaining the plot to them and how you know more about their own creation
Agnorant by K, as in ok September 3, 2020
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When your friend tries to write the word “short” but fails horribly and spells “ahort”
Bec ur boys ahort
Ahort by Ahort. February 3, 2018
An adverb indicative of time used by most Latinos, and translates literally to 'later'. The thing is, given they're Latinos, "ahorita" can mean anytime between 'in a few minutes' to 'in a few years' to 'never'. So be careful with Latinos using this word.
mom- "Mijo, venga a lavar los platos" (son, come wash the dishes)
me- "Ya mamá, voy ahorita" (ok mom, I'll wash them later) *never washes any dishes*
mom- *throws Chancla at me*
ahorita by ChileanGamerV8 June 18, 2019
Meaning a long lasting love that involves lots of eye contact
OMG! we just had an ashord moment
ashord by vi16 June 25, 2022

agoraphilia 

Sexual arousal derived from open spaces or having sex in public.
Agoraphilia is illegal in most areas.
agoraphilia by Beatle_Babe October 24, 2008

Agora Road 

Agora Road is a Y2K inspired vaporwave forum that has a schizophrenic community dedicated to listening smooth vaporwave music and combating GPT-3 AI. Theu coin themselves to be "The best kept secret of the internet "
Fred: Hey Tim where did you hear about the Dead Internet Theory?
Tim: I found it on Agora Road!
Agora Road by Gerbilhandler December 30, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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