Aftershits

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.

'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'

by Trace Element September 7, 2005

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AfterShit

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.

Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand

by Theunknown man March 3, 2009

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AfterShit

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon

Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.

by Slappdat September 19, 2016

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Aftershots

When you and your friends return from a night out, and you all proceed to take shots. Usually resulting in blacking out

Tom: You Pete, how was your night man, did you black out?
Pete: Hell Yea man, I was doing good early in the night, but those aftershots killed me.

by Mr.Boi September 6, 2011

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Aftershat

Opposite of Aftersnack. Except tastes like ass.

"Brrrraaaaaaaaaappppppp." OMG that was gross! I just had an aftershat after eating all that shitty Mcdonalds!

by J.J Walker's Penis February 1, 2009

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Aftershot

After losing a big fight or a brawl that includes punches the loser will leave then return later and punch the opponent cheaply in the face when he is not suspecting it, usually infront of an audience, usually done just to prove that they are not weak. see fight

After being bashed by the enemy gang, Jake returned and hit one of the members with an aftershot.

by The Intercepter March 6, 2009

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