EmperorSack's definitions

Afterberner

Following the initial berner (pre boner) and after experiencing climax with a boner, the afterberner is what's left of your penis after sex.
Usually awkward and unwanted the afterberner will leave it's owners with a slightly larger, limp and soft berner.

"Hey Danny tuck that afterberner in man you want your mom to see that?"
"Maybe"

by EmperorSack May 16, 2009

Unicorny

When a homosexual makes a bad joke or causes awkward situations.

"Your gay friend kept trying to hold my hand last night."

"Yeah he can be a little unicorny sometimes."

by EmperorSack May 13, 2009