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aftermorevenooning 

The world's favourite time-independent greeting.
Teacher: "Good aftermorevenooning, everyone!"
Children: "Good aftermorevenooning, Mister Sucklebutton!"

aftertone 

The ending tone of a song you sang
" Nice song, but Your aftertone could be better"
"Fuck off janice"

Afterboner

After sex, that boner that you keep for about a minute or so after. Can lead to zipper problems.
Alyssa gave me an awesome blowjob, but afterwards I hurt myself when my fly got caught on my afterboner.
Afterboner by soccerfreak5 February 16, 2010

Afterbone 

Subject A: "Hey let's hang out today"
Subject B: "No I can't my wife is tired and she wants to sleep"
Subject A: "Oh she must be suffering from the Afterbone"
Afterbone by Afterbone123 March 1, 2011

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.
Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.
afterboner by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

Aftermornevening 

A pleasantry wishing someone a good afternoon, morning and evening simultaneously.
Person 1: Good afternoon!
Person 2: Good Aftermornevening!
Person 1: I am totally stealing that phrase as my own!
Aftermornevening by JRANSON July 25, 2012