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Y Afterhours 

(The) Y Afterhours is the busiest after-hours night club in AB, Canada housing three floors and four rooms, with different resident DJ's each Friday/Saturday night.
JP @ 2am: Hey man, what are the plans after this?
Dave: We're going to the Y Afterhours, you down?

John @ 2am: Hey man, what are the plans after this?
Dave: We're going to hit up The Y, you down?
Y Afterhours by Pr0ject217 September 20, 2009

After Hours 

A sensation, feeling or a state of mind that comes to a person late in the night (usually after 01:00am) which feels like sadness, regret, heartbreak, depression, a bad mood or while smoking weed, drinking because of an ended relationship or even a bad life experience. In the end it's you against yourself !
We fell apart last week...I'm been having the worst After Hours since then, she did really broke my heart !
After Hours by Daddy_XO_17 April 27, 2020

After Hours 

Not to be confused with all-nighter

An annual competition to stay up from 12:00 AM until the sunrise of that day. Usually goes past sunrise to determine the winner. notably occurs online through instant messaging or voice calls. lack of activity after 30 minutes results in disqualification. Can also be implemented in person.
1: Are you guys ready for the 3rd annual After Hours?
2: Yes I am! I will will this year.
1: Doubt it.
After Hours by Junobright July 2, 2020

after-hours workplace food heists 

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.
I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

chat after hours 

a group of teenage political virgins who have absolutely no lives and sit around talking on discord all day... chat after hours members don’t take showers, have hemorrhoids and are horseshoe theorists! some of them have crippling piss kinks :(
“oh wow you’re apart of chat after hours...”
1: The overwhelming sense of pain experienced shortly after the initial injury is inflicted.
2: A Phrase spoken by someone who is experiencing the feelings described in definition 1.
(John) "Kidney punch!!!"
(Mike)"Ouch that kinda hurt... (Waits for a second) Holy shit balls, AFTERHURT!!! (Rolls on floor making hissing sounds and incoherent strings of profanities whilst Mike laughs hysterically.)
Afterhurt by HungLikeAChicken March 12, 2009
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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