Aerobics music

Music with no heart.

Aerobics music again? That's the 87th time this week, you're slowly driving me crazy with that shit.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Toilet Aerobics

The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m.

Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do some toilet aerobics to drop that bomb.

by Limerick Queen September 26, 2008

Liver aerobics

Series of binge drinking in an effort to prepare one's liver for even more hardcore drinking.

Bob: What are you doing this weekend?
Moe: A little bit of liver aerobics. Got to be ready to hit Dollywood hard.

Tom: What's with Moe?
Matt: Liver aerobics. (Moe face down on couch.).

by Bigmoe July 23, 2013

anal aerobics

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014

adult aerobics

Sexual intercourse

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."

by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017

bedroom aerobics

bedroom aerobics = sex!
its kinda obvious

woo bedroom aerobics has got to be the best sport ever.. it should be in the olympics

by Bobbles May 2, 2006

sexual aerobics

The very best, most pleasurable, highly effective exercise there is!

Popularized in the 1980's now with cult status in urban Essex. The most versatile of all fitness regimes can easily be performed alone, or in large classes, generally larger participation equals a better workout!

Warning: Sexual aerobics causes extreme sleep deprivation and will become a compulsory addiction.

Sexual aerobics is such fun! It's open to all and sundry whatever their preferred entry level!

by Essexlovely December 1, 2011