Definitions by Bigmoe

Optimist primus

Someone who is delusionally optimistic about a clearly bad impending situation.

Maddie: Do you think Chester the bunny will make it?
Joe: Ab-so-fucking-lutely. I only nicked him with the weedwacker/bunnynicker.
Maddie: But he hasn't breathed in more than a week.

Lisa: Joe, I think you're Optimist primus.

Optimist primus by Bigmoe July 24, 2013

Beer exchange 

When you bring your shitty beer to a party and drink someone else's good beer.

Julie: Thanks for the cooler of Meister Brau.

Joe: I'll have another Sam Ultra premium Summer Festabrew.

Moe: I thought you brought the cooler of Meister Brau toxic 12s.

Joe: I did, but I'm taking part in the beer exchange program.

Beer exchange by Bigmoe July 23, 2013

Liver aerobics 

Series of binge drinking in an effort to prepare one's liver for even more hardcore drinking.

Bob: What are you doing this weekend?
Moe: A little bit of liver aerobics. Got to be ready to hit Dollywood hard.

Tom: What's with Moe?
Matt: Liver aerobics. (Moe face down on couch.).

Liver aerobics by Bigmoe July 23, 2013