tehsnakecharmer's definitions

Syrian shower

When you do not have enough time to shower so you quickly clean yourself in your bathroom sink.

Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.

by tehsnakecharmer August 25, 2017

coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.

D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

two-ply

Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.

That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.

That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.

That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.

by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017

smartiesbox fishing

Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration

Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.

by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017

burbeaucracy

A system of government in which most decisions are made by officials who are willing to pass pretty well anything that could profit the town/city unless a posse of concerned neighbors band together and make a ruckus.

The zoning by-law said Bill could only use up to 45 percent of his property to make a two story house. Being a free man, he wanted to use 60 percent for his four story house. He was confident that he could use the burbeaucracy to get his demands.

by tehsnakecharmer June 16, 2017

adult aerobics

Sexual intercourse

Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."

by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017

muffchub

Being in the state of having a partially erect clitoris.

It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.

by tehsnakecharmer June 3, 2017