tehsnakecharmer's definitions
Pretty weak, frail and/or "soft". Not necessarily soft in terms of texture but meant as a measure of strength.
That dude puked after one shot, that's two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
That dude at half a plate at the buffet, that's two-ply.
That dude threw up, rallied and saved those puppies from a fire, that's a little better than two-ply.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
Get the two-plymug. Bowel movement that has warm and runny consistency similar to lava and composition that resembles the snakes of Medusa's hair.
Michael finished the Tai food and knew he would be battling the lava snakes for the next day or two.
by tehsnakecharmer May 18, 2017
Get the lava snakesmug. It was a Sunday afternoon and his lady wanted to do stuff so he began cunninglingus. However, he sucked at giving her oral favors so the best he could give her was a muffchub.
by tehsnakecharmer June 3, 2017
Get the muffchubmug. Tyler woke up late for work and smelled of liquor from the night before. He decided to give himself a Syrian shower to clear up the musk.
by tehsnakecharmer August 25, 2017
Get the Syrian showermug. Tyler was tired and went to bed at 830pm. Michael asked him why so early and Tyler responded, "adult aerobics last night with the lady."
by tehsnakecharmer June 15, 2017
Get the adult aerobicsmug. D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
Get the coathanger poomug. Fishing for brook trout and targeting those fish for pictures that have especially vibrant colouration
Taylor said he was going up to the cottage so that he could fill up his instagram with proof of his smartiesbox fishing exploits.
by tehsnakecharmer July 10, 2017
Get the smartiesbox fishingmug.