Toilet Aerobics 

The crazy athletic movements and gyrations it takes to unload a stuck-up in there b.m.

Man, I shoulda layed off the cheeze, I had to do some toilet aerobics to drop that bomb.

Toilet Aerobics by Limerick Queen September 26, 2008

Afrobatics 

Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.

Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas

Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.

Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim

Afrobatics by Freespin66 November 24, 2013

Liver aerobics 

Series of binge drinking in an effort to prepare one's liver for even more hardcore drinking.

Bob: What are you doing this weekend?
Moe: A little bit of liver aerobics. Got to be ready to hit Dollywood hard.

Tom: What's with Moe?
Matt: Liver aerobics. (Moe face down on couch.).

Liver aerobics by Bigmoe July 23, 2013

Jew Acrobatics 

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

Jew Acrobatics by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

mental acrobatics 

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics 

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

Vehicle Acrobatics by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

anal aerobics 

The act of rapidly clenching your butt cheeks until they begin to puff the ass of your pants out (commonly done with a friend).

Sara and I had an intense session of anal aerobics last night.

My ass hole is getting saggy, i totes magotes need to do some anal arobics

anal aerobics by gayferMcqueer January 2, 2014