agrobatics
aggressive and very physical body movements, possibly as part of break dancing, parkour, or having sex
agrobatics by sir daddy fray fray August 10, 2016
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Afrobatics
Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.
Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas
Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.
Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim
Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.
Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim
Afrobatics by Freespin66 November 24, 2013
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Jew Acrobatics
Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.
Jew Acrobatics by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009
mental acrobatics
mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019
Vehicle Acrobatics
The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.
Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.
Vehicle Acrobatics by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004
The acrobatic asshole
The sexual act of jerking off while constantly bouncing on a trampoline.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
This term can also refer to someone who watches clown porn.
The acrobatic asshole by thisniggaeatingbeans June 26, 2018
alcrobatics
Steve was pulling off some crazy alcrobatics last night. He tried jumping from the roof to the trampoline into the pool, but just wrecked humself on the hedges.
alcrobatics by Toiletninja August 4, 2007
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