acrofat

a really fat acrobat. usually a karen or your fat math teacher

person one: oh my god, mrs mcleod just did the splits for us
person two: what the fuck, she’s such an acrofat

by foreigner69 May 21, 2020

Acrocat

This is a cat who can do athletic feats worthy of an acrobat!

Misty is amazing doing tricks, a regular acrocat!

by I, Wreckerrr July 21, 2021

Verbal acrobat

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"

by Tonyarocks December 1, 2009

Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

mental acrobatics

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

by Pete Dick March 13, 2008