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Jew Acrobatics 

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.
All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

mental acrobatics 

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.
John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.
mental acrobatics by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Vehicle Acrobatics 

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.
Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

Jew Acrobatics 

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game
Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!
Jew Acrobatics by Szechuan August 14, 2008

jangly acrobatics "JA" 

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.
Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.
jangly acrobatics "JA" by Karla Myer September 21, 2007

tongue acrobatics 

Another word for a french-kissing session, mostly commonly used if the session was long and intense.
Bob: So Jim, what did you do this weekend?
Jim: Well, Sarah and I had some tongue acrobatics going on on Sunday!
tongue acrobatics by Sombrerozzz December 23, 2015
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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