Acrobat

Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK

by nezwick August 30, 2006

acrobat

A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself

I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...

by Reverend T May 13, 2006

Acrobat

The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...

But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"

by pegaxs August 3, 2005

Acrobat

a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'

by sitcheh March 17, 2009

Acrobat

a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay

he is a good acrobat

by retardo alexandro July 14, 2005

Verbal acrobat

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"

by Tonyarocks December 1, 2009

dough acrobat

a very accomplished pizza maker who is an expert dough tosser and pizza stretcher.

The Cooker: "How come we have to always do our jacking for beats at the Kirk Hotel?"
Pete Dick: "Because I have the hots for that dough acrobat that makes the pizzas."
The Cooker: "Dude, just do me a favor and don't piss her off like usual, we need her making those pizzas with love."

by Pete Dick March 13, 2008