Acrobat

Application by Adobe for viewing PDF documents in Windows. Necessary for many tasks but generally a pain in the ass because it's bloated and slow.

Fucking damnit all of those motherboard manuals are in .pdf format and I don't have Acrobat installed and I'm on dialup and FUCK

by nezwick August 29, 2006

acrobat

A person who can stretch and flex in many ways. uses it mostly for sex-related games.

A stunt or jump done by a freak who wants to kill himself

I'd always want to fuck an acrobat. i would be able to do all the poses I can only imagine...

by Reverend T May 2, 2006

Acrobat

The dangling piece of sperm that hangs from your lovers face, particularly from the nose, ears and/or chin, after giving them a facial or a mis-shot pearl necklace. Not unlike what happened in "Something about Mary" from the ear...

But baby, you look so cute all covered in acrobats.

"Man, i blasted it on her face and she had this massive acrobat hanging from her nose!!"

by pegaxs July 15, 2005

acrobatical

one who excels at acrobaticism

larry's acrobatical performance was unbelievably queer

by anonymous ball smacker March 20, 2003

Acrobat

a pedophile, a child molesteror. From 'PDF File', the file used by 'acrobat reader'.

'That Bill Henson is a real acrobat'

by sitcheh October 23, 2008

Acrobat

a retard that can stretch and to flips... usually gay

he is a good acrobat

by retardo alexandro July 1, 2005

mental acrobatics

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019