acrobatia

Assuming a physically contorted position while jerking off.

Make use of acrobatia when one's arm is too short to drive a wand or to study your splash zone.

by The Pangopnikon May 7, 2024

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Afrobatics

Amazing Acrobatic Athletic movements performed by African Americans. Pretty much all they feature on Sportscenter.

Announcer1: Manning drops back in the pocket. ....He throws the ball downfield complete to Thomas

Announcer2: What an Afrobatic catch he made there Bob.

Announcer1: I believe he majored in Afrobatics in College Jim

by Freespin66 November 24, 2013

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Afrobating.

The action of touching your afro where it feels good for you, and pleasurable for your afro.

Mum, fucking leave, I'm afrobating. This is so embarassing. D;

by Fcuk. November 18, 2011

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Verbal acrobat

A person that knows how to use a language very well and has an eye for coming up with his own words. Usually a person that is fun and talkative and WITTY.
Fluent, smoot and articulate. Practising verbal acrobatics needs a good general knowledge so that one can be very tricky and witty.

"Damn I almost peed in my pants, CJ is so good with words - he's a verbal acrobat!"

by Tonyarocks December 1, 2009

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Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

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