acidophile 

A person who feeds strong acid into their anus to relieve pain.

in light of the fast approaching post antibiotic year, i'm thinking of becoming an acidophile.

acidophile by TandoriBadBoii September 5, 2017

tweaking audiophile 

term coined by A. Colin Flood, writing for EnjoyTheMusic.com, to describe hobbyists who fiddle with their home music systems.

" An audiophile is not merely someone that Dictionary.com says has "ardent interest in stereo or high-fidelity sound reproduction." An audiophile is someone who wants to do something about the flaws and deficiencies in their home entertainment system, whether it is about the music or the movies.

A tweaking audiophile is someone who wants to make some or all of those improvements themselves. (This term derives from a caustic description applied to myself. As in the time when an annoyed salesman said, "what are you anyway, some sort of xxxing audiophile?" His expletive evolved in print to "frigging," which lead to "freaking" and then to "tweaking." And, there you have it. Lemonade, from lemons.)"

tweaking audiophile by Acolin July 23, 2010

audiophile

Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.

"omfg an audiophile is touching my stereo!"
" Hes insertin a long jack plug in my amp!"

audiophile by marty May 13, 2005

audiophile

One who enjoys sex acts involving the ear.

After they stopped kissing, Jenny felt something touch her ear. She sighed. Why did she always end up with the audiophiles?

audiophile by Darcy_Tucker June 19, 2008

Audiophile

1. A person who tells a story that is so execrable that you feel like your ear has been violated.

2. This is a person that makes you break out in a cold sweat and shudder when he says "So something interesting happened today..."

3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.

Dude, that story sucked balls. Quit being an audiophile.

So my carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were on the interstate for fuck's sake!

Audiophile by Passenger Seat Critic April 14, 2010

Audiophile

Some one who enjoys music as much as pedophiles like kids

Ah yea I’m a audiophile bro. All I need to survive in life is music

Audiophile by Banana smeller007 February 3, 2020

Audiophile

Someone who has sexual relations with speakers and / or headphones.

Guess what John is an Audiophile! His wife caught him with his penis in the subwoofer.

Audiophile by Frank Barnes March 4, 2022