accoutrement 

The discarded tissue of the penile foreskin resulting from the circumcision procedure as performed on a male human.

Igor: Dr. Hubbard, when you perform the circumcision on me, can you save the accoutrement and give it to me afterward?
Dr. Hubbard: Sure, Igor. And if I miss the foreskin and cut off your entire penis, I'll give that to you instead.

accoutrement by Extremityman December 2, 2023

masturbatory accoutrements 

A pretentious expression used to describe one's personal collection of items used to enhance masturbation. (Dirty magazines, dildoes, lubricant etc.)

A way of describing an unenthusiastic sexual partner.
Also can be used to describe how one felt during sexual relations with an untalented or selfish partner.

Once I've retrieved my collection of masturbatory accoutrements, I shall commence with the jerking of my jizzer.

We were sleeping together, but she always just laid there. She was more like a masturbatory accoutrement than a fuck buddy.

All he wanted to do was get off and then leave. For all the pleasure I got out of it, I felt more like a masturbatory accoutrement than someone who'd just gotten laid.

masturbatory accoutrements by dumbslut August 10, 2006

Accoutrements 

Very used in the Jamaican dialect

The initial ac is usually dropped in fast spoken speech reducing it to coutrements (couchements)
COUNTABLE NOUN usually plural
Accoutrements are all the things you have with you when you travel or when you take part in a particular activity.
humorous, or old-fashioned

Commonwealth spelling of accouterments

An article of clothing or equipment, in particular when used as an accessory.
Synonyms: equipment, gear, trappings, accessory

The yard is full of accoutrements. Daddy can hardly find where to walk.

Accoutrements by Tropical Rythms March 5, 2022

accoutrements 

accessory required for a particular activity. The definition varies depending on context. For example, at a party it may refer to one's "works" (razors, lighters, straws) which are necessary to prepare drugs for use. During sex, it could refer to condoms, lube, toys, etc.

Does anyone have a bill, I forgot to bring my accoutrements!

accoutrements by brooklyn516 September 19, 2004

accoutrements 

"accoutrements" is a French word that means "getup" in its origin country, but means "paraphernalia" in Urban English. (see the "brooklyn516" definition for the complete definition).
"attirail" is the French equivalent of the Urban English word "accoutrements"

Bring your accoutrements with you while coming, I can't find mines to repair the machine.

accoutrements by Loup Solitaire December 5, 2007

accoutrements 

A word, that weird people use to describe clothing or something else on the body.

Look! The weird guy is talking about his accoutrements again.

accoutrements by koleon03 November 6, 2019

accouchement 

a ring or garment on your person which carries significant meaning to that person.

For example, this ring modelled like a wolf's head allows me to call wolves in the mountains, when I am in danger. The story telling of these accouchements is also significant, and when told properly, can cast a spell of love on any woman.

accouchement by tearsofaguitar August 19, 2011