by Dududidhudus November 29, 2020
Get the abduman mug.Gee, Alan, I only just got away from the abumanal snowman last week, lucky too, he's one buttrapey bastard.
by Squg December 31, 2013
Get the abumanal mug.A man who is slick, sly, assumes he's charming, always has something to say, misleading, and doesn't seem to understand the word 'commitment'
A typical conversation with an Abdumalik and his girl's
A- Abdumalik,
1- Abdumalik's girl #1 - Stacy
2- Abdumalik's girl #2 - Kim
A: So what are you doing tonight? (talking to #1)
1: Well im going to meet up with my cousin(referring to girl#2)
A: Oh really that sounds like fun
1: Yeah, you should meet her...she is totally awesome.
( Hence girl #1 does not know about Abdumalik and girl #2, and girl #2 does not know about Abdumalik and girl #1, and finally Abdumalik knows the whole situation)
( A non- Abdumalik would take the best approach and decline the offer...What does an Abdumalik do..)
A:That sounds livee. What time are we meeting up with Kim.
(Yes...thats right, an Abdumalik snitches on himself)
A- Abdumalik,
1- Abdumalik's girl #1 - Stacy
2- Abdumalik's girl #2 - Kim
A: So what are you doing tonight? (talking to #1)
1: Well im going to meet up with my cousin(referring to girl#2)
A: Oh really that sounds like fun
1: Yeah, you should meet her...she is totally awesome.
( Hence girl #1 does not know about Abdumalik and girl #2, and girl #2 does not know about Abdumalik and girl #1, and finally Abdumalik knows the whole situation)
( A non- Abdumalik would take the best approach and decline the offer...What does an Abdumalik do..)
A:That sounds livee. What time are we meeting up with Kim.
(Yes...thats right, an Abdumalik snitches on himself)
by ShoutouttoAbdumalik August 11, 2010
Get the Abdumalik mug.Hey REDACTED, I know you need some money! There are some guys who are really into abdomanal and would love to bang your colostomy hole!
by Sexynurse6969 October 24, 2025
Get the Abdomanal mug.