Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.

Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.

by Caesar The Baby June 9, 2018

stranger in a strange land

Masturbation technique in which a person numbs his or her hand (with ice or by cutting off circulation) before using it to masturbate. This creates the sensation that another person's hand is doing the stimulation.

Eric was feeling particularly lonely so he decided to go "stranger in a strange land" before swabbing his joystick.

by RongoRongoMu October 20, 2008

find a stranger in the alps

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski. It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass.

"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"

by talley June 6, 2006

a stranger

When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.

Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.

by staffman September 10, 2004

Ask a stranger out day

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈

Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

by LovelyMimi.onlyone_toolongname July 30, 2022

don't be a stranger

usually used as a farewell, inviting one to visit again or communicate more often

"What a nice visit. I look forward to seeing you next time. Now, don't be a stranger!"

by piewire September 19, 2003

don't be a stranger

Don't forget about me/Call me sometime

"See ya later"

"Ok, but don't be a stranger"

by CoCo September 20, 2003