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Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help 

When your lady is on the rag and won’t give you a blowjob to compensate. So you you jerk off using your hand that fell asleep.
Last night , with Cindy, I had a Flat Tire, No Spare, And a Stranger Stopped to Help.
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stranger in a strange land 

Masturbation technique in which a person numbs his or her hand (with ice or by cutting off circulation) before using it to masturbate. This creates the sensation that another person's hand is doing the stimulation.
Eric was feeling particularly lonely so he decided to go "stranger in a strange land" before swabbing his joystick.

Stranger From a Stranger

When you find a complete stranger to sit on their nondomimant hand until it goes numb and then have them give you a handjob.
I went to this party once and got a stranger from a stranger.

find a stranger in the alps 

A term derived form Comedy Central airings of "The Big Lebowski. It was used to substitute "Fuck a stranger in the ass" in the infamous "you see what happens" scene. It means fuck a stranger in the ass.
"You see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps?"

a stranger 

When you sit on your hand for half an hour, to make it numb. Then jerk off with it, so it feels like somebody else.
Person 1: Man, I broke the vacuum yesterday. Person 2: So what did you do?, try to fix it?. Person 1: No I sat around for a while trying to figure out what to do, then I gave myself a stranger.
a stranger by staffman September 10, 2004

Ask a stranger out day 

Ask anyone u dont know on a date....
Let's just hope it's not a kidnapper 😈
Him1: today is ask a stranger out day

Him2: rly , imma ask that girl in the black car out

Him1: just hope she doesn't have a bf
Him2: orrrr a kidnapper

Him1: yh!

don't be a stranger 

usually used as a farewell, inviting one to visit again or communicate more often
"What a nice visit. I look forward to seeing you next time. Now, don't be a stranger!"
don't be a stranger by piewire September 19, 2003
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026
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