a Plank 

used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

{a Plank is used to refer to a flat-chested female with small posterior booty, as well!

Look at her, if she turns sideways it looks like
she has two backs. She looks like a wooden plank!

a Plank by internet comedian December 11, 2019

thick as a plank 

Somebody is who is beyond stupid in general or at certain tasks. They are so dumb that they compare to a plank of wood in terms of brain usage.

In fact the plank of wood will usually solve the task before the person.

Jack: So did Alan manage to fix that rusty gate?

Bill: Nah man that lads as thick as a plank.

thick as a plank by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Flat as a plank 

When you pretty much don't have boobs.

Why do people draw that girl with large boobs when shes flat as a plank?!?!

Flat as a plank by Enigmatic person April 11, 2019

snap a plank 

Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank

Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.

snap a plank by BigNiggaDingDong March 20, 2023

sitting on a plank 

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

sitting on a plank by arcanev4 February 21, 2025

hankering for a pankering 

To desire sex or similar relations; postulation for copulation. See also: hanky panky.

If you're hankering for a pankering, clap your hands, if you're hankering for a pankering and you really won't settle for wankering, clap your hands.

hankering for a pankering by Bloopy February 10, 2006

Rank-A-Pank 

a stinky fart

eg. Brianne had a rank-a-pank that shook the house.

Rank-A-Pank by ALAMMA September 27, 2009